I am the nightcrawler here to fuck you up
I ll be right behind to say what s up
your guns, your powers, they wont do
I m a badass motherfucker and my fur is blue

i ll kick your ass without teleportation
i m here, no over here, without hesitation
the only thing stopping me from beatin yo ass is...

i am the night crawler, this is no disguise
pointy-eared, triple-toed, and yellow-eyed
i m gonna poke you in the eye, make you hurt
beat your ass with the catholic church

unstoppable and hard to find
I go miles and back in the blink of an eye
you can try and chase me, try and catch me
but you will never find me